I imagine New Year’s Eve parties at the hub involved Jack and Ianto sneaking off periodically to Jack’s office and snogging while the others were too drunk to notice. In the morning, everyone wakes up with massive hangovers, but they are still coherent enough to notice that Ianto is wearing Jack’s coat.
One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.
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Hillary Clinton: Hi there fellow kids! My campaign is on fleek!
Donald Trump: I hate everyone who isn’t like me!
Bernie Sanders: Hello children, it’s basic human rights time
what i learned today: in 1800 alexander hamilton and aaron burr were both defense lawyers for a guy who was accused of murder. they tried to cast suspicion on another guy who was near the scene of the crime, richard croucher. the details of what happened next are contentious, because the court transcript is vague and it honestly sounds like something either of these two fuckos would have done, so here’s a brief run-down of the two equally beautiful stories that have evolved regarding richard croucher’s day in court, paraphrased from ron chernow who was kind enough to ensure history didn’t forget this anecdote
the legend is, while croucher was testifying, hamilton held two candles under the dude’s face, giving him a “sinister glow”. he told the jury, “i conjure you to look through that man’s countenance to his conscience.” apparently spooked by a-ham’s theatrics, croucher confessed on the spot.
however! aaron burr later insisted HE was the one who put on this circus show. his version of the story is, he grabbed two candelabras and thrust them at croucher, exclaiming “BEHOLD THE MURDERER, GENTLEMEN!” croucher then ran out of the courtroom in terror
Aaron Burr: [in a crowd and can’t find Hamilton] ‘this calls for drastic measures’ Aaron Burr: [uses his hands as a microphone] “ALEXANDER HAMILTON IS STUPID” Hamilton: [from across the room] “i’m nOT STUPID” Aaron Burr: “there he is”
*snort
oh pSH just because you know you can provoke me doesn’t mean you should
