The Signs as Torchwood S1 Quotes

Aries: “Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.”
Taurus: “Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.”
Gemini: “Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul!”
Cancer: “Lucky she’s young; work your way through my back catalogue, we’ll be here till the Sun explodes.”
Leo: “I believe estate agents pronounce it “Sploe””
Virgo: “We’re a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives.”
Libra: “I clear up your shit, no questions asked, and that’s the way you like it.”
Scorpio: “Last kiss for the condemned man. Embarrassing given we haven’t been killed…”
Sagittarius: “So, I’m shagging a woman and an alien.”
Capricorn: “Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?”
Aquarius: ” If it’s someone we’ve pissed off, that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.”
Pisces: “Well, think about it…lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.”

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caw-caw-mothercluckers:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

auntiesuze:

askdragonbladetalon:

If I don’t reply to you, it’s probably because:

  • I’m in a different tab/window
  • I’ve fallen asleep with my computer left on
  • I’m using my phone
  • I’ve got a game/movie fullsized on the screen
  • I’m busy creating something
  • I’m at work/school
  • Someone is reading over my shoulder
  • I don’t feel up to socializing
  • I am in another conversation
  • I’m in too many conversations
  • I’m not even at the computer

It is NOT because:

  • I dislike you
  • I’m mad at you
  • You’re annoying
  • I don’t want to talk to you
  • I’m hoping you’ll go away if I ignore you

I know a lot of people get anxious if their messages are ignored, so have a little reminder that there are a ton of reasons why people might not be responding, all of which have nothing to do with you. Okay? Okay. <3

Please feel free to message me any time – it just might take me a little while to respond. 🙂

Also, if anybody hasn’t yet been infected with the messaging STD, I’d be happy to help. Um. That sounds bad. But just let me know if you are still messageless (and don’t want to remain so – staying messageless is a valid lifechoice).

Or if I’m on mobile and I don’t see the notification for some reason???

THIS. Honestly I’ve been falling asleep at random times, even in the middle of conversations. So, I apologize if we’re talking and I don’t reply back for a few hours. I’m still sick and I passing out every so often ;~; but I WILL reply back as soon as I can. 

queereight:

Four seems like the type of person who would stop running away from an explosion to stop and take a selfie with the destruction in the background.

John Read the Flash Drive

wellthengameover:

We know John hasn’t actually forgiven Mary. Either:

  • John’s being honorable and going back to Mary for the baby
  • John read the flash drive, lied about it, and is plotting either by himself or with Mycroft (not Sherlock)

There are some weird looks that imply he read the flash drive:

1) When Mary asks if John read the flash drive, he deflects twice and doesn’t answer:

MARY: So, have you read it?
JOHN: W-would you come here a moment?
MARY: No. Tell me. Have you?
JOHN: Just … come here.

Deflection, a classic lying tell. And a very “John” lying tell; he’s not good at straight-up lying, so he doesn’t lie. He doesn’t answer the question at all. When else does he deflect? When he says “I’m not gay” in answer to questions about his feelings for Sherlock.

2) John looks down and turns the flash drive over in his hand, looking at it, when Mary asks him about it:

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He’s definitely thinking something over. I don’t think that he’s wondering if maybe he should’ve read the flash drive after all – thinking “This is my last chance to back out” – because that’s not really in John’s character, and he has had six months to decide. So this is another lying tell from John.

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Take Me Back to the Start – janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Take Me Back to the Start – janto321 (FaceofMer) – Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

daasgrrl:

Title: You’ll Be Back (from Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda, sung by Jonathan Groff)
By: @daasgrrl
Length: 3:18
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters and/or pairings: Sherlock/Moriarty
Warnings, kinks & contents: Slash, canonical violence
Notes: I blame @shadowfireflame, who first said “hey, have you heard about Hamilton”? and clevermanka, who followed up with, “I love this song, check it out”. After two listens I thought: a) “this song is awesome” and b) “this is totally a Sheriarty vid, isn’t it?”. And so it came to pass 🙂
Summary: The madness of King Jim.

(Also viewable at youtube / AO3)