If you’re ever like “but what do fic writers even WANT.”
a book report
They want a book report.
They want you to get 9th grade English up in their shit.
Remember having to write ad nauseam about the symbolism of that stupid conch in Lord of the Flies? They want you to do that about Steve Roger’s shield and Emma Swan’s jacket.
WHoa seriously?? People WANT this?
Holy crap, I always thought I’d be really rude to leave an overly long comment on something, or it’d just be super creepy for me to babble a load of emotional attatchment I had to their product, or all my wild fan theories which are probably wrong…
I mean.. I know if I ever created something I’d wanna see comments like that, but I’m a weirdo and I haven’t even created anything anyway so what do I know?
Umm.. yeah.. so… at my followers and friends and stuff: does anyone agree with this? Do I have permission to really ramble embarrassingly and honestly when I like your stuff, or would you prefer short and semi-rational comments?I agree! I really like to read people toughts on my stuff, no matter the writing style.
I always LOVE knowing that readers understand why I chose certain ways of getting things across! I also love seeing which bits OTHER PEOPLE liked best! Since I’m the author, I’m biased. I either think my work is brilliant or I have crushing doubts.
So – whichever you want, or feel comfortable with!
Every review or comment is a wonderful thing to receive and will probably make a fic writer’s day, but yes. All of the above. Tell us your favorite line. Tell us what worked (or didn’t! criticism is okay too!) a verbosely as you want. We definitely want to know.
I get stupidly excited over every single comment because I still can’t believe anyone reads the crap that I write.
Yes
I’ve made some amazing friends through comments left on fan fiction. I love to hear people’s thoughts on chapters and what they loved or hated or what made them think. Just whatever comes to mind. I can be slow with it, but I try to get back to people that leave reviews from their accounts and I’ve had times where we’ve ended up great friends because of it.
Yes! Always feel free to leave reviews and never be afraid that I’ll judge you on it. Each and ever one of them makes me smile like crazy.
Yes! A book report! That’s a dream come true!
All comments are lovely… but knowing someone actually took the time to consider the words or the pacing – all the effort that writing takes – is fabulous!
THIIIIIIIIIS TIMES A MIILLLIOOOOONNNN
TELL me you noticed the foreshadowing. And the symbols and the allusions and the dumb pop culture refs. Make wild expansive meta of that one line in that one scene which I didn’t actually think much about at the time I wrote it but HOLY SHIT THAT’S SUCH A CLEVER IDEA OMG. Make me sweat because you noticed that one other thing I added and oh yes my god, they’re onto me! Book reports. Live comments as you’re reading. Seriously. I enjoy them so much.
I know Tumblr will probably hate me for saying this, but not reading books written by male authors purely because they’re male is sexist as fuck.
I never take this into account. I do read a lot of books by white male authors, but that’s not planned or anything; I just read the books that sound good to me. The author’s gender or ethnicity doesn’t really factor into my wanting of reading the book.
Exactly. I judge a book purely by its content.
No, you don’t. You operate within the same system as the rest of us, which is the one that packs the shelves with books by men, codes those books as being better when written by men, skews best books list to favor male writers, and disproportionately gives top writing awards and commercial success to white male writers. Female writers’ success is often restricted to YA or romance, both genres considered to be inferior to literary fiction, where male writers dominate. Female and minority writers are told their experience is not universal and will only be appreciated by other women and minorities, while men are considered the default experience and told everyone can appreciate their writing. All of that means you don’t judge a book solely by its content. You judge it through the same prism as the rest of us, and it’s a prism that happens to bring men into focus and blur out women and minorities.
Upholding a system that puts men above women is sexist. Choosing to opt out of that system is not.
^^^Amen to the above.
I do think things have improved and continue to do so. And I wouldn’t say to stop reading books by straight white men altogether.
But it’s important to realize that sometimes high quality books by women, LGBT+ and minorities are not being published by major publishers – but self published or by small presses. This means it’s harder to find them. They’re often not on bookstore shelves. The few exceptions tend to be really brilliant writers (C.J. Cherryh and Naomi Novik come to mind – Novik’s Uprooted may well be the best fantasy novel of the year). Note I’m biased towards SF/F because that’s what I read and what I write.
So, the answer is to branch out. By all means buy bestsellers, but also keep your eye open for books that don’t have Tor or Del Rey on the spine and which you might have to order from Amazon. Read review blogs, poke around on Goodreads, look for small press/indie books in the also boughts for the mainstream books you like.
Refusing to read books by men is prejudiced.
Only reading books by men is sexist.
Thinking all the good books are written by men is, well, lazy and not looking hard enough.
Think of it like stargazing during the day. You can’t do it because the brightness of the sun drowns out every other star in the galaxy, even though there are many stars that are thousands or millions of times brighter than the sun in absolute magnitude.
Choosing not to read white men for a time is like eclipsing the sun – it allows the other stars to be seen.
When J.K. Rowling released A Casual Vacancy, it was roundly mocked and critically savaged, with many indicating that it was evidence that she couldn’t write outside of young adult fiction. Meanwhile another book by Robert Galbraith, The Cuckoo’s Calling, got very good reviews and a pretty sizable cult following.
Turned out Galbraith was Rowling.
That in a nutshell is why avoiding white male authors from time to time can be necessary.
Or, if you feel that’s too negative, you could also set yourself a challenge to read X books by women or minorities in a year, or to have X percent of the books you read be by women or minorities.
In other words, if you do feel sexist if you “give up” white male authors, there are other approaches which can help.
A few hamilton thoughts
- I know I already made a post about how Non-Stop makes it sound like Hamilton showed up at Burr’s place for a booty call but it sounds exactly like Hamilton showed up at Burr’s place for a booty call
- the letter writing in The Election of 1800 makes it sound like Hamilton runs an advice column in the local newspaper
- “Talk less, smile more” sounds like Burr is a creepy sexist guy hitting on female Hamilton in a bar
- Farmer Refuted is just Hamilton muttering sarcastically under his breath and slowly getting louder and louder until he’s heckling from the back of the crowd
- You’ll Be Back sounds like King George is like, grabbing members of the ensemble to waltz with randomly
- “At the right hand of the father” George Washington confirmed for God, Hamilton grudgingly recruited for Jesus
- I have no idea if Burr exited at the end of Aaron Burr, Sir, but I like to imagine that during My Shot and The Story of Tonight he’s sitting in a booth in the back of the bar reading a book and trying to ignore everyone else
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone









































