honestly though how do John and Sherlock even survive??? how does John live with a leggy supermodel that literally looks like he was made to be kissed and how does Sherlock live with an army doctor who can break every bone in your body just by looking at you how are they alive bc i would be dead.
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Bruce: I work better alone.
Alfred, pointing at the orphan tucked under Bruce’s arm: And that is?
Bruce: This? it’s nothing — [trips] [dozens of orphans spill out of cape] w-what a bunch of amateurs i these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen frick [orphans start backflipping across the floor] no wait I’m holding them for a friend just listen
