toodrunktofindaurl:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

dreamingstarkly:

ealperin:

avacadoatlaw:

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

image

#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake!

(via captainofalltheships)

As i’ve said before when I saw this post:

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson AND Vin Diesel as the bakery owners who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his THEIR shop and have to be protected

I’m on board.

Instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

tardisman14:

  1. And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
  2. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

  3. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

  4. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

  5. Five is right out.

  6. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.