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I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

Crying

the human male is a large annoying loud pair of gonads
im dead

I think a lot of human females might agree.

Nature may be out to get us. earlgreytea68, but the narration has never been funnier. ::wipes away tears of laughter::

SO RELEVANT TO THE AQUARIUM FIC I’M WRITING RIGHT NOW. 

I AM IN LOVE. HAVE YOU SEEN THE OCTOPUS ONE?!?!
“When it comes to moving, the octopus has a variety of options. It can crawl, or use a water jet called a syphon. Or, i-hehheh, it can do this. Heh heh. Which is my favorite. *more laughter* Some scientists have argued that two of its arms should be categorized as legs. *even more laughter* I wonder why? *giggling through the words* It can walk! *giggle*”
“Clams are stupid. I’m sorry I said it, but they are dumb as hell.”
THE OCTOPUS ONE IS MY FAVORITE. The leg portion. It kills me every time.

OMG I’m not sure I realized it’s a SERIES. Does he do jellyfish?? Because jellyfish don’t know what they’re doing (credit Karl Pilkington). 

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⅓ Bucky is back now, but he’s not unbroken. Crowds, and loud noises, and too many flashing lights make it hard for him to cope. Clint’s got an idea, and that makes Steve nervous. One night, Clint comes by with his friend Stacey, who trains companion and service animals, and an 18 month golden retriever pup named Ulysses S Grant. The dog is patient, sitting while Steve talks to Clint and Stacey, and Bucky waits in the hall.

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⅔ When Bucky begins to suffer a panic attack, though, the pup lays down in the hallway entrance, making a soft little whining noise until Bucky reaches out his arm. Steve follows, and finds his boyfriend with both arms in a tight hug around the dog’s neck, whispering into his fluffy ear and getting puppy licks to his neck.

3/3 The next day, when Bucky is still sleeping and Grant is keeping watch on his side of the bed, Steve slips out of the tower to get him a nice harness, a real soft dog bed, and three bags full of treats and toys. He also arranges a donation to Stacey’s organization, enough to sponsor 2 more dogs. Anyone who helps him take care of his Bucky deserves the very best.

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