sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
it’s beautiful
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
like wow
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
this is honestly the best thing since paper plates
Back in March I got to use one of these things. Diet Raspberry Coke is a thing you can have.
Lime Ginger Ale. Try it. It’s amazing.
it’s like a replicator
Cherry vanilla Dr Pepper. So. Fucking. Good.
I come across these things every now and then and they’re magical
I saw one at Meijer the other day that has an app you can download and mix your drink via your smartphone. Truly we are in a golden age.
where the fuck are these things, i am american, i am 31, i have never fucking seen even one of these things, where the fuck are you people seeing these things?????????
I’m in Texas. In my town there is one at the Wendy’s, two at the Fuddruckers and two at the 5 Guys
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo– my friends: yes, you love Jack Harkness. we know. you love Jack Harkness. so much; he’s the light of your life, you love him so much. you just love Captain Jack Harkness… we KNOW. you love Jack Harkness.. you fucking love Jack Harkness.. okay. we know, we get it. JACK HARKNESS. WE GET IT.
I get this and also yes we know you love John Barrowman ><
