People were talking about how it would suck if Moffat wrote an episode of Supernatural and I had to agree and then I made a thing of what it would probably be like and got carried away.
you know, I hear a lot about mermaids here but there isn’t much love for harpies
- peacock harpies, with the males having long gorgeous undulating tails that trail behind them as they walk, that are dangerous not because they are outwardly violent but because they are so charming and beautiful that you don’t know you’re in danger until their claws are at your throat
- magpie harpies that hoard treasure like dragons in holes in trees and the nooks of branches
- waterfowl harpies that slip through the water like most harpies fly through air, that follow ships and tag along with mermaids looking for scraps, the scouts of the rivers and seas
- super-intelligent parrot harpies with glimmering jewel plumage and a gift for language and mischief, living in colonies and filling the air of the forests with their chatter and laughter
shall I go on
YES PLEASE GO ON
the knee grope is literally a headcanon post that has come true. this “imagine if on the stag night when they play the rizla game, they were both really drunk and like. giggly. and so soft and open and half lidded smiles and their feet keep getting so close and their legs keep getting close and whenever john leans forwards sherlock’s legs open and whenever sherlock leans forward john’s legs open. imagine if john leaned forward too far in his chair headed straight for sherlock’s crotch and lost his balance and he grabbed sherlock’s knee and then looked at his hand on his knee for 2 seconds and then shrugged and said “i don’t mind”. “ Sounds like something that would happen in fanfiction but I’M JUST DESCRIBING
