canolacrush:

I’m amused as hell over the colossal bad judgment of nearly all of Sherlock’s friends in regards to their relationships like

John: *gets into cars with total stranger women because?  He doesn’t fear getting axe-murdered???  And he hits on them??*

John: *accidentally marries an assassin*

Molly: *accidentally dates the world’s greatest criminal mind*

Mrs. Hudson: *accidentally married a cartel leader*

Sherlock: I’ve got to protect my dumb friends they keep trying to marry psychopaths when I’m not looking.  **SUSPICIOUSLY EYES LESTRADE** 

Lestrade: What?

Sherlock: Don’t you start.