Imagine if a Lush store flooded
Story time: I’ve been working at Lush for two years. In my first week the manager left me in the store alone while she went to get office stuff. A customer came in and I got chatting to her, and discovered that she had never used a bath bomb before. Now, sometimes we get a box of bath bombs in, and one or two might be a bit chipped, and of course we won’t sell them if they’re not perfect so we keep them in a special drawer and use them to show customers how bath bombs work. So I thought, BRILLIANT. IM GONNA SHOW THIS LADY A BATH BOMB AND ITS GONNA BLOW HER FREAKING MIND. Over enthusiastic newbie that I was, I ran over to this draw and yanked it out. This drawer was in a small table with a demo bowl full of water on the top and the drawer was super full – the table overbalanced and the bowl of water fell off the top and into this drawer full of fucking bath bombs.
YOU GUYS. IT WAS RAINBOW FOAM CHAOS. The manager came back and me and this customer were trying desperately to control this glittery insanity with paper towels and IT JUST. KEPT. FROTHING. And the manager just!!!! Stood there. And laughed!!!!!!!!!! IT TOOK FIFTEEN MINUTES AND ALL OUR COMBINED EFFORTS TO DEAL WITH THE RIDICULOUSNESS CAUSED BY A SINGLE OVERTURNED BOWL OF WATER.
Long story short lush bath bombs do not fuck around.
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
SWEET JESUS
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
DEAR CHRIST
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy
Seizing the Day! 💫 by Thomas Sanders
Literally me for the past month XD
(Source: https://vine.co/)
Magicians photo bombing a live news broadcast
BUT HOW DID THEY DO IT
(Source: http://officialmaximofftwins.tumblr.com/)
remember how asip is all about love and sex, like the main victim was a serial cheater and the cabbie was motivated by love for his family because this whole show is about love and relationships and the cases are just elaborate metaphors for love and relationships. In fact, this show is not about the cases at all.
Where is her case? – Sherlock, there wasn’t a case! There never was any (suit)case.
O__O
The case was in the dumpster, meaning the cases are TRASH
The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. “Hey! We need to get back!”
“No need to panic,” said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled.“
A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.
“Well, of course,” said her companion. “Don’t you see? It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”
I’ve waited all my life for this pun.