John wakes up before Sherlock. Always.
It’s just habit, picked up in the Army. The minute the first streaks of light appear in the sky, he’s awake.
So he gets up, puts on the pajama pants discarded on the floor from last night’s romp, and putters around the flat. Gets things ready for breakfast and tea. Clears up the stack of newspapers by Sherlock’s chair. Tries NOT to disturb that experiment…whatever it is.
But then he hears Sherlock stirring and he returns, climbing on the bed and sitting up on his knees while Sherlock rolls over on his back and smiles at him, sleep-hooded eyes and morning-mussed curls making him look even younger than he already does. And John’s there every morning to kiss him, first thing, and Sherlock tells him bad jokes every morning that he looks up on the internet. Horrible, pun-riddled jokes that are terrible, but they make John laugh and Sherlock likes to watch the way his eyes crinkle in the morning sunlight.
And some days, when they don’t have anything planned and nowhere to be, they end up staying in bed ‘til afternoon, cracking jokes and kissing and touching and making love until they finally roll out of bed and John puts away the breakfast things he readied, because they’ll just get takeaway instead.
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AND THEN… conversely, John’s the first one who starts yawning at night. Sherlock’s the night owl – he could stay up all night if there wasn’t anyone around to remind him to sleep. But he notices John blinking and yawning while he’s in his chair, trying to watch telly. His head dips, then straightens, while John tries desperately to keep himself awake. Until finally, Sherlock takes pity on the poor man and goes up behind him, snaking his arms around for a hug and a kiss.
“Go to bed, old man.” He’ll whisper, which makes John laugh. Sherlock always knows how to make him laugh.
“Only if you come with me.”
For John, only for John, Sherlock will postpone whatever ridiculous experiment he’s working on and go to bed. And surprisingly, even though he never feels tired, he always falls asleep when John’s behind him, arm draped over his waist, face at the perfect position so John can kiss the small curl at the base of Sherlock’s neck. They murmur back and forth to each other, sometimes stories, sometimes what they need at the grocery store, until Sherlock’s words get all muddy because he’s about to fall asleep. They lull each other together every night, with their steady breaths and the beat of their heart. John knows he’d never sleep again if he couldn’t fall asleep with Sherlock beside him. He doesn’t know how he ever slept without him.
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thanks to starrla89 i went and took the favorite trope quiz. Here’s my top ten:

I don’t think there’s too many surprises there, tbh.
PSA: DON’T USE FLASH!!!! TO TAKE PHOTOS!!!!! IN MUSEUMS OR GALLERIES!!!!!!!
so i was in front of Van Gogh’s Starry Night at the moma yesterday and this girl in front of me took a picture with the flash on (WHICH YOU DONT DO!!! EVER!!! BECAUSE FLASH IS TERRIBLE FOR PAINTINGS!!!! THERE WERE SIGNS EVERYWHERE SAYING NOT TO USE IT!!!!)
so i said “hey, dont use flash”
AND THIS MOLDY ASSBABY turns around, gives me the dirtiest look, takes ANOTHER photo WITH HER FLASH ON and fucking!!!! walks!!!! away!!!!!! and ive never come so close to beating the ever living shit out of someone before in my life.
Starry NIght is one of the most important, beloved works of art IN THE WORLD and youre such a entitled piece of shit that you risk damaging it just to get a fucking photo??????? and you know what? it doesnt even matter that it was starry night, ANY piece of art deserves to be shown safetly. just because an artist isnt famous doesnt mean you get to put their work in jeopardy. art is so fucking imporant to our histories and cultures, to our very humanity, and it makes me furious when people dont respect it.
this has been a psa from an angry art history student thank you and remember to turn off your flash
how it damages the painting is what I will now explain since OP just went on a rant but didn’t explain why it’s bad for paintings. Older paintings especially but also newer ones. Have you ever wandered why museum lighting is filtered into a dull yellow? Why it seems to be so dark but you don’t really pay it any mind until you step outside and you are instantly blinded by the sun?
Sunlight, full spectrum, will FADE paintings, and can even cause chemical reactions in some that cause flaking, particularly those that have been restored with certain compounds. YOU ARE LITERALLY ERASING THE ARTWORK WITH EACH FLASH.
White spectrum light is bad, blue spectrum is WORSE. light filtered through yellow filters seems to do less damage and that is why they ask you not to use flash. There are cameras now with settings for museums that disables the flash and still manage to pick out the artwork. For artists the world over, this is a huge chunk of history that can not be recreated once it is gone. Please. Respect the rules in a museum.
Did anyone notice…
Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”
Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”
It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
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