why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr – butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you
i love this butt science post so much
I thought they were just a cushion to sit on
ok but this means that nicki and beyoncé are the apex predators of humanity and that makes this 100% better
Watson immediately mentions The Hounds of Baskerville case
In my lifetime, I have recorded some
sixty cases demonstrating the singular
gift of my friend Sherlock Holmes –
dealing with everything from The Hound of
the Baskervilles to his mysterious
brother Mycroft and the devilish
Professor Moriarty.
The dog one?
…
Do you mean The Hound of the Baskervilles?
Opening onto street
221B
Mrs. Hudson greets them after a long extended stay
It was August of 1887, and we were
returning from Yorkshire, where Holmes
had solved the baffling murder of Colonel
Abernetty.
Mrs. Hudson complains of no warning of their arrival
I do wish you’d give me a little more
warning when you come home unexpected. I
would have roasted a goose – and had
some flowers for you.
Mr. Holmes. I do wish you’d let me know when you’re planning to come home.
Holmes gives his excuse while brandishing things
My dear Mrs. Hudson – criminals are as unpredictable as head-colds. You never quite know when you’re going to catch one.
I hardly knew myself Mrs. Hudson. That’s the trouble with dismembered country squires – they’re notoriously difficult to schedule.
Watson’s stories are complained about
Oh, come now, Watson, you must admit that
you have a tendency to over-romanticize.
You have taken my simple exercises in
logic and embellished them, exaggerated
them…
I never enjoy them.
…
Well I never say anything do I? According to you I just show people up the stairs and serve you breakfast.
Watson blames the illustrator
That’s not my doing. Blame it on the illustrator.
Oh, blame it on the illustrator – he’s out of control!
