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loverofwingsandcoffee:

If we’re talking SuperWood (which btw, is a hilarious name), what about Castiel/Ianto?

Granted their relationship would likely be filled not much talking and a lot of coffee but still…

Then there’s Sam/Ianto; they’re the same age so that’s a plus but I think someone would be complaining about someone’s hair in the drain.

Castiel/Jack? They’re both immortal but other than that, I’m sorry, I don’t see it. You can try and convince me if you like.

Now Jack/Balthazar on the other hand, that would be a PARTY. Or and ORGY. Whichever.

Dean and…aw, fuck I don’t know. He and Owen might have a bromance or they’d kill each other.

Well cas/jack is one of my otps. But if you really want to talk about why that’s a great ship, hit up jazzforthecaptain.

For me, it’s about two immortals stealing moments with one another across the universe.

Still fully convinced Dean would despise Jack, especially the minute he hit on sam.

Not that it stops sam. I’ve written jack/cas/sam (sharkstiel) and awabubbles is good for sam/jack

Also in favor of gabriel/Jack.

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marvelmeta:

sirdef:

okay but imagine IMAGINE a criminal organization like aim or hydra capturing the avengers and steve is brought before the commander idiot-in-charge and ofc this dude is prattling on about how the avengers are done for, how thor has been trapped in another realm and bruce banner is tranquilized and black widow and hawkeye are contained and he’s like “and your precious tony stark is working for us now, building a new age of weapons technology right in our labs”

and steve, who is tied to a chair btw, just starts CRACKING. UP. for a full minute. so much that tears are rolling down his cheeks and the chair and bonds are straining under his weight and movement and steve just can’t stop laughing and the commander dude yells “WHAT’S SO FUNNY” because steve has literally been laughing for 60 seconds and his minions are looking at him nervously

steve is like “you don’t know much about tony stark do you?” and goes into another fit of laughter.

another 60 seconds later, an explosion rocks the evil HQ building, shoot to thrill starts playing in the distance

# steve rogers doesn’t stop laughing until tony bursts through the doors with two fresh repulsors and black widow and hawkeye in tow

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apocaleypse:

THE HEADLINES BELOW ARE ALWAYS THE MOST EXCITING:

  1. Steve Rogers to attend updated museum exhibit dedicated to his heroic efforts in WWII
  2. Stark Industries announces new scholarships for promising students from urban city schools
  3. Multiple countries recovering from catastrophic damage caused by sentient robot Ultron, leaders asking for aid, and for the Avengers to be held accountable
  4. Tony Stark says that public concerns about Dr. Bruce Banner are “baseless” and “irresponsible” after the South Africa incident involving the Hulk
  5. Biography “The Life and Times of Industrialist Howard Stark” to be published later this year
  6. Efforts to recover the remaining Ultron technology continue, as components from the advanced robotics are capturing large sums on the black market
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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ruby-white-rabbit:

if clint barton was a dog he’d be the Labrador that’s flawless at fetch and catching fizbees but then slides across hard wood floors and runs into sliding doors

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Another Story From Mom…

theguilteaparty:

When my mom was in high school, she wasn’t popular or anything. Anyways.

So a group of kids decided they wanted to go ice skating but they couldn’t get a ride, so these kids told my mom that if she could get them all a ride to the skating rink, she could come too.

Well she asked her dad, and he said that they could go and they piled all these kids into the car and they headed off to the skating rink and my mom was telling my grandpa how he didn’t have to wait around for them to be done and that the session was over in about three hours or so.

But nah

He was just: “Actually, I think I’ll try skating, I should really try to learn.”

So my mom was horrified, her dad was going to be trying to learn how to ice skate and embarrass her in front of everyone. The guys thought it was funny to get to see an old man fall on his ass all night so they were all for it.

Well my mom and a couple other girls didn’t terribly know how to skate either so they edged around the side of the rink and my grandpa was right with them, inching along.

Well one of the guys thought it would be funny to slide toward the girls and kick ice up at them and my grandpa told him that wasn’t an approrpiate way to treat the girls and told him to stop it.

Little bastard said something flippant my mom can’t remember but she summarized it as essentially being ‘kiss my ass’ and skated off.

My grandpa looked at my mom and the rest of the girls, and told them to never, ever let anybody, let alone boys treat them like that and like that he was GONE.

See

thing my mom and none of these kids knew was that my grandpa knew how to ice skate, actually. The man was the star player on his highschool hockey team.

He skated right up to the boy and stopped abruptly, which ended up causing the boy to fall on his ass and told him to never, ever treat anyone like that ever again, and had him go over and apologize to my mom and the other girls for his horrible behavior. Of course he then spent the rest of the evening skating backwards and sideways and doing fancy maneuvering around the rink, as the jig was up.

But later, my mom realized that he stayed at the rink and pretended he couldn’t skate because he didn’t trust the other kids to behave themselves and wanted to be there to protect his daughter. So he spent all that time barely inching along, wobbling and pretending to struggle so he could stay with my mom and make sure she was going to be treated alright by the popular kids.

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How are you this evening?

strangelylikeable:

I just got this!  My parents are visiting from out of town, and staying with us, so I am not able to get online much while they are here.  (My mom likes Sherlock, but I am pretty sure she would be scandalized by 85% of my dash haha)

Thank you for checking in!  I am fine, but exhausted from all of the DIY projects we are attempting while the rents are here.  (Dad is a handyman)  

How are you!  How is the writing group?  

We’re okay. My job is kicking my butt but I want to get more cyborg john out tonight. I’m just tired out.

I really don’t like working in call centers and I’ve done it too long.

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sonnywortzik:

little fury road things i dig way too much:

  • toast knowing her way around guns. just. every gun. all of them
  • toast saying they can “squeeze off this little [gun] a raunchy 29 times” and looking at max like maybe she’s trying to get a reaction out of him but he does fuck-all
  • nux kissing capable on. the cheek. a cheek kiss. on the cheek. boy was spraying poison on his face a few scenes ago now he’s kissing people on the cheek don’t touch me
  • nux still referring to max as “blood bag” even after he’s part of their little makeshift family & how it’s another illustration of nux’s weird innocence. ‘cause “blood bag” isn’t inherently a derogatory term in his head it’s just stating a fact and he doesn’t have anything else to call max so it doesn’t occur to him that maybe max doesn’t want to be called “blood bag” but here we are
  • “tree thing”
  • the fact that the wives know what trees are even though they’re around the same age as nux (or younger) but they’ve got books/have probably read about trees & deduced that that thing is, in fact, called a tree
  • “stay where you are little joe. it’s kinda lost its novelty out here” dag pls
  • “warlord junior. gonna be so ugly” “it could be a girl” KEEPER OF THE SEEDS PLS
  • the way they light max’s eyes in the “hope is a mistake” scene 
  • when max tells furiosa his plan about cutting back through the canyon and blowing it up behind them and the kEEPER. OF THE SEEDS. SAYS “KABOOM”
  • aND MAX SMILES AND POINTS AT HER LIKE “she gets it”
  • that black-top in the final battle trying to intimidate furiosa by hissing at her and she roars and head butts him so hard dickhole probably ain’t got a face anymore
  • furiosa and max’s last fights being edited together because parallels and also punches n stuff being timed w/ drumbeats because the actual hero of this movie is punk rock 
  • when furiosa and the wives are pulled up on the platform at the end and they pull other people up w/ them (as opposed to those people being beaten down at the beginning)
  • the closeup of the dude w/ the facial growths who gets pulled onto the platform and is open-mouthed smiling so hard while gazing upwards idk he just makes me happy
  • the women who were hooked up to the milking machines being the ones to start the water flowing once they see immortan joe is dead
  • all the “fuck capitalism” content in this movie culminating in one big happy “NO SERIOUSLY FUCK CAPITALISM” final scene