Vicki offers advice about threesomes in a way that’s witty, hilarious, and sexy. Not only is it completely insightful, but it’s amazing the way she writes it. Not to mention, it left me sexually frustrated. Especially since she is writing about having sex with Misha. Fucking FUCK.
Here’s a quote that definitely made me realize how fucking fantastic Vicki is:
So, buck up, even the prettiest bombshell has body insecurities. You can spend your life thinking your butt’s too big (or your cock’s too small) or feeling sexy as hell. Make the choice to appreciate your body as it is.”
She goes on to explain how she and her husband (Misha fucking Collins) agreed to do threesomes. How they would work together to seduced a third member. How it’s easier to get a three-way started if the woman takes the lead.
“Personally, I’ve felt inexplicably happy seeing my husband treated affectionately and adoringly by another.”
They had sex with another woman. They had sex with another man. She gives examples of sex positions that work for all three just to make sure that everyone is getting pleasured. [JUST FUCK ME UP].
Diagrams are included. So feel free to imagine Misha/Vicki/other fucking.
Like this [WWM]:
“The two women grind each other’s pussies, while the dude schtoops the woman in the middle.”
“The dude fucks one woman doggy style, while the other chick lies underneath and eats the top woman’s pussy. The woman in the middle gets her clit licked and cock penetration at the same time.”
Or this [MMF]:
“One guy sits upright. The woman sits on top, facing him, and rides him. They suck guy number two’s cock together.”
Oh fuck me. Just. Fuck me up. Seriously. I can’t stand it. Just imagining Misha getting his cock sucked by a man and a woman. Or sucking another man’s cock with his wife. I can’t do this. Even though it’s only heavily implied that this happened between then, let your mind run wild.
This little threesome experiment also led to a brief polyamorous relationship with another woman. Here’s what Vicki said about this:
“After several months in our trio relationship, my husband and I started telling friends about our girlfriend… No one seemed to mind the concept of an occasional three-way fling with a stranger, but the concept of dating a third person was a bit much for polite company.”
This book. This FUCKING book. Oh fuck. Trust me, this is just a little bit of what’s in the entire thing. You won’t regret reading it.
This was the most unfair fucking post ever.
I am truly sad that they got flak for being poly…sometimes it isn’t an easy thing to do, everyone else are dicks about it.
I walk into Rite Aid, stroll up to the counter slurping my frappuccino in a pair of my boyfriend’s baggy shorts and a ripped t-shirt. ask for my prenatal vitamins, but they inform me it’ll be a 15 minute wait.
alright, I tell them I’ll be back in a bit. but I quickly realize the AC is way nicer than the seats in the car, so I creep back on and take a intrusive seat nearby.
they must not have noticed me bc the next thing I hear is:
“surprised the vitamins are for her. she looks like THAT kind of girl”
“those pants are all I need to know she’s probably kissing girls behind whoever knocked her up”
and then they started doing that giggle that middle-aged white women do when they think they’re being scandalous.
but I couldn’t help it, I started cackling really loudly, like, a full-bellied HAHAHAHA laugh
and that’s how one pansexual accidentally embarrassed four homophobic pharmacists into horrified silence
THIS IS SO COOL. You start thinking about where the capital city would be, where the most food could be grown, who lives over on that little island…it’s very cool.
EVER
