Month: June 2015

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10. Stealing a Ship With Thor (“Thor: The Dark World”)

“You know this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea! Let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It’s brilliant Thor! It’s truly brillian —”

9. Making a Deal With Jotun (“Thor”)

“I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor. Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you, and you can return Jotunheim to all its, uh … glory.”

8. Pretending To Be Captain America (“Thor: The Dark World”)

“Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much … so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America …”

7. After Being Defeated by the Avengers (“The Avengers”)

“If it’s all the same to you … I’ll have that drink now.”

6. Taunting Thor (“Thor: The Dark World”)

“This is so unlike you, brother. So … clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather punch your way out?”

5. Introducing Himself to Nick Fury (“The Avengers”)

“I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

4. Talking to His Mother (“Thor: The Dark World”)

“Is that how I am to while away eternity … Reading?”

3. Taunting Thor … Again (“The Avengers”)

“Are you ever NOT going to fall for that?”

2. Being Mean to Natasha (“The Avengers”)

“Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it’s GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer … PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code. Something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away! I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I’ll split his skull! This is MY bargain, you mewling quim!”

1. After Sif and Volstagg Threaten To Kill Him (“Thor: The Dark World”)

“You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.”

Which is your favorite Loki quote?