you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games
Hulks lullaby’s
Black Widow: (Touches hand gently) Hey big guy the suns going down, it’s time to relax.
Ironman: (Punches hulk in the face repeatedly) GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP.
clocktopuses
replied to your photo “So I have this app on my phone that I use to generate random names….”
sounds like an ancient deity tbh. ‘watch out, the Unnamed is here!’ ‘an ancient deity??? what do we do???’ ‘no, they’re a toddler and last time their family visited we had to buy an entire new set of plates’
You’re awesome
so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE
