I don’t understand how there’s no Black Widow movie. A little girl being taught to be a spy from childhood. Destroying her youth and innocence and learning to kill. Competing against 27 other girls to stay alive. Being pushed to the breaking point morally, physically, and emotionally. Seeing The Red Room forge her into a weapon. The beginning of her career – assassinating diplomats, manipulating prisoners of Russia, outsmarting SHIELD. Backstory to Drakov, Sal Paulo, the hospital fire, and Budapest. And then a rookie SHIELD agent has her in sight on his scopes. His finger is in the trigger, but he hesitates. She looks scared. She looks tired. She looks like a fighter. So, he brings her in, and takes her under his wing.
From a child assassin to a Russian defector. And they could throw Bucky and Yelena in there, along with Clint and Fury, and maybe even a Peggy Carter/Dottie Underwood Red Room origin story.Like, who heard that and went – ‘no, I’m gonna go with Spiderman for the third time, and this guy who can talk to ants’?!
Jack Harkness Shags Everyone
I decided I needed a masterpost of my smut fics with Jack/whoever (as of January 21, 2015). There are a lot, so separating by fandom:
Torchwood
Ready For You – Jack/Ianto
Office Fetish – Jack/Ianto
Good Thing the Desk is Sturdy – Jack/Ianto
Bruises on the Heart – Jack/Ianto
Light in the Dark – Jack/Ianto
Superwood
Second Verse, Same as the First – Jack/Sam Winchester
Must be Christmas – Jack/Castiel/Castiel
Resting Place – Jack/Castiel
Respite – Jack/Sam Winchester
Wake Me – Jack/Castiel
Immortal Wings – Jack/Castiel
Two Captains and an Angel – Jack/Castiel/John Hart
Memory – Jack/Castiel
The Sound of Wings – Jack/Castiel
Do Not Sacrifice for Us – Jack/Sam Winchester/Castiel
One Night – Jack/Sam Winchester
Sanctuary – Jack/Sam Winchester
I’ll Keep Watch – Jack/Castiel
After Midnight – Jack/Sam Winchester
Bound – Jack/Sam Winchester
A Moment’s Touch – Jack/Castiel
Ghosts That We Knew – Jack/Castiel
New Year’s Eve – Jack/Castiel/Sam Winchester
4173 – Jack/Castiel
Always a Pleasure – Jack/Sam Winchester
Christmas Eve 1945 – Jack/Castiel
Save A Bull, Ride a Cowboy – all the pairings
Midnight Rodeo – Jack/Castiel
Sherlock
In Kandahar – Jack/John Watson
Mycroft Brings the Best Presents – Jack/Mycroft/Greg
Blue Eyes and Long Coats – Jack/Ianto/Sherlock/John Watson
The American and the Cop – Jack/Lestrade
Summoned – Jack/Mycroft Holmes
Come Get What You Want – Jack/Sherlock/John Watson
You Don’t Belong Here Either – Jack/Sherlock
Doctor Who
May I Have This Dance? – Jack/Ten
A Braid Takes Three – Jack/Nine/Rose
Hands Entwined – Jack/Nine
The Big Game Hunter – Jack/Riddell
Miscellaneous
It Had to Happen Once – Jack/Loki
Time Crunch – Jack/Jack
Flyboy – Jack/Martin Crieff
Local Wildlife – Jack/Tentacle critter
Captain Meets Captain – Jack/Malcom Reynolds
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THAT is a lot of porn. Lol
And clearly I like superwood (thanks awabubbles and jazzforthecaptain)
I’ll go ahead and reblog this one again too. I don’t have a John Barrowman/Jack Harkness problem. What are you talking about?
Also I do have Harkstiel fics that aren’t porn too.
I had a request to make a barrowman gifspam post. So…..here we go, below the cut, enjoy:
(and i made none of these)
(just a year or so of collecting barrowman gifs)
And now with even more gifs
I haven’t reblogged this in a while, but if anyone needs any jack harkness/john barrowman gifs, here is a ton of them.
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Stephen Colbert shocks South Carolina schools by funding every single teacher-requested grant
I think another point that should be made is the Vision isn’t just Stark’s (grand)baby. It has the Jarvis protocols from Stark, vibranium which is the same material as cap’s shield, and the process was powered by Thor’s lightning. Natasha secures ‘The Cradle,’ Barton flies it out of Seoul, and Banner co-created him with Stark. So, i think Vision shows that legacies fail when they are carved out in isolation and privately (which was why Ultron was a failure), and that only a shared vision founded on cooperation will avoid megalomania.
the comments section of this article. I should add that Helen Cho created Vision’s body. (via dehaanradcliffe)
Okay so even if a Clint has a wife and kids in AoU, and canon Clintasha is only platonic, it’ll still be hella cute?
Natasha corrupting tiny Bartons and teaching them how to hotwire a car while Clint’s wife facepalms in the background.
Clint getting made on an undercover op and calling Nat to go stay at the farm and keep his family safe just in case.
A list of household rules drafted especially for when Nat visits. No poison tipped daggers in the house, no cleaning guns on the dining room table, nobody’s allowed to be maimed or killed in bedtime stories, stop drinking soda straight from the 2 liter bottle and all the other little bad habits she’s picked up from Clint.
Clint and Natasha mailing back souvenirs and postcards for everyone when they’re out of the country.
Clint getting a text on the Quinjet home from a mission that reads “Christmas card pic on Friday, wear a red sweater.” Natasha staring at her own text in confusion because this weird number just sent her a message, “Family Christmas pic on Friday, you’ll need a red dress.”
Do the kids have a godmother? Yes they do.
Need You Tonight by EyeofMazikeen
What started out as a askbox fix on Tumblr devolved into insomnia-fueled New Year’s porn involving two of my favorite shows and four of my favorite pretties. Enjoy!
Sherlock, Greg, Ianto, and Jack in a bar, and Ianto even has his stopwatch.
Just.. read it. Really:
choice quote: Sherlock really had ruined him. Never exactly a simple thing, Greg’s sexuality had gone from ‘all inclusive’ to ‘smug arseholes in long coats’ in the blink of an eye.