“Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy.”
“So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?”
“Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?”
“You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal.”
“Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony.”
“Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order.”
stilesisbiles this reminds me of you
I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other It’s like “Hey, You’re a fantastic bestfriend, Here’s two guys fucking in a kitchen”
The Master: The human race was always your favourite.
The Doctor:
The Master: Let me just replace all of them with me.
The Doctor:
The Master: All of them, me. No humans, just me. I am all the humans now. All the humans are me. All of them. I am every human. You love humans. Humans are your favourite. Now, I am all of them.
The Doctor:
The Master: That is obviously a coincidence and means nothing. Like I care. I don’t. Ha! You thought I did for a second, didn’t you? Moron.
The Doctor:
The Master: Pls love me
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
This happens when you’re 36 and find a playlist of all the songs you listened to in High School too.