You know who fucks like a freaking porn star?? British men. British old men. British old men who walk around with freaking umbrellas and drink tea at five and probably talk about cricket and the Queen and all that shit. Those. Are. Kinky. As. Fuck.
The Hartwin fandom, apparently. (via acnara)
what’s cooler than cool????
absolute zero
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are you fucking serious
Sherlock at John’s wedding
Sherlock: blah blah blah John is really cool, he’s the most amazing person ever, he’s saved my life lots of times, he basically makes me a better man and yeah, I love him.
Sherlock: *oh shit I said it, I gotta fix it*
Sherlock: but anyways, Mary loves him too, you know, Mary, the bride, the one who is about to marry the most wonderful man I have ever had the pleasure of knowing…
Everyone: *looks into the camera like they are in the office*
*somewhere in another room, since he wasn’t invited, Anderson sobs*
Friendly reminder that Mother’s Day is really hard for some of us, so be aware.
(I just had a minor breakdown at the mall because of a Mother’s Day ad. I’ve been trying for years and it appears I’ll never have kids, so I’m always a wreck on Mothers Day. Which I then feel guilty about. Yay)