- We both attend a boarding school and we aren’t supposed to be out this late. I thought I heard a teacher. Quick hide in this small space with me!
- I tried to sneak out using my window and now I’m hanging from it can you help me?
- I was skipping class to sleep in an empty class room and you caught me but the door closed behind you and now we’re trapped inside cause the inside lock is broken.
- Teacher left us alone in detention wanna make out??
- I may have brought my pet to school by accident and it may have escaped you have to help me.
- You just caught me stealing my phone back from the teachers desk and it turns out you were here to steal the lesson plans. Wow you’re a thief….
- I just accidentally kicked a rock too hard and it broke that window and you saw it happen
- I run a (technically illegal) snack shop in school and you’re the student council president who caught me
- You accidentally broke the clay figure the boss keeps on their desk and some how I’m helping you fix it???
- I accidentally stumbled upon your makeshift hideout on school grounds let me nap here and I won’t say a word.
- I may or may not be the one who set off those fireworks but on the off chance that I was what would I have to do to get out of trouble???
- You know that I’m the one who set the teachers ringtone to boys moaning and called them during class now you’re using this against me.
- Someone has been leaving post it notes with hyper realistic dicks drawn on them around the school and as Student Council President I have to find out who it is
Lajja (2001)
Best Women’s Erotica Anthology Seeks Writers – Pays $100/story
Professional erotica writer Rachel Kramer Bussel is serving as editor and anthologist of the 2016 Best Women’s Erotica, the next book of erotic stories in the series. She is seeking women writers to submit their sexiest, hottest, and most creative stories.
This anthology will feature stories with a diverse collection of female characters, from single to coupled, to dwelling in big cities and small communities anywhere in the world
The Problem with Trying to Talk About Women’s Issues
Woman: This is a problem for women.
Man: No it isn’t.
Woman: …Well, it isn’t for most men, but many women face this issue.
Man: No they don’t. If it were a real problem you’d tell someone about it.
Woman: We’re literally telling you right now.
Man: But this isn’t even an issue. I’ve never experienced this problem in my entire life.
Woman: That’s because you are a man, and this is an issue that primarily affects women.
Man: That’s sexist.