i hope everyone is following TNG Season 8 on twitter because it’s fucking hilarious like
I JUST
lord jesus
they’re making a book now just sayin
I’ve been describing this story I want to write as ‘a pansexual space pirate and her lesbian girlfriend’. But then I also described it to my friend as “Star-Lord/Doctor, but with chicks.”
Don’t worry, there’s actually a plot in there.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
justin bieber
robin thicke
tony abbott
lawrence lockman
perez hilton
nash grier
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen






























