mallamun-fandom:

joolabee:

sherlock eps as clickbait articles:

  • Serial Suicides? You Won’t BELIEVE How This Man Does It!
  • Crazy But True… One Man Cracks Unbreakable Smuggling Code
  • Will Caring about Them Help Save Them? See how One Sociopath Detective was Put to the Test. What Happens Next will Inspire You
  • Naked Woman Leaves Genius Baffled!!!!! How Emotions might Impact YOUR Relationships
  • Giant Dog Terrorizes Town! The Military Base Secret You CAN’T Miss
  • How Does One Man Commit 3 HUGE Crimes and Get Away with It? The Answer will Blow Your Mind
  • This Man let His Friend Believe He was Dead for TWO YEARS Before Showing Up Announced the Night of His Engagement- You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
  • Meat Dagger? Homo Love? This Best Man Speech will Leave you in Tears – Literally
  • 101 Reasons to Leave Your fucking Wife

101 REASONS TO LEAVE YOUR FUCKING WIFE

theappleppielifestyle:

hot mess otp aus pt. 3:

  • ‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’ au
  • ‘you’re a vet and i’m pleading with you to save my goldfish and you’re the first vet i’ve visited to not ask me if i’m sure i don’t want to go and buy another goldfish for three dollars’ au
  • ‘it’s my turn to open up the cafe today and you were sleeping under one of the tables when i came in and i don’t know what to say so i’m just sweeping awkwardly around you’ au
  • ‘i’m drunk on public transport and you’re high and we both keep looking at each other knowingly’ au
  • ‘you found me in a mall crying over a bowl of noodles i dropped and i s2g im not usually like this im just having a really weird week’ au
  • ‘you thought i was someone else and started making out with me at a club and you’re really hot so i just went with it and now we’re heading back to your place and idk how to break it to you’ au