rj-abacura replied to your post:Dammit, RJ, now I’m thinking about Holmes using…
You don’t sound that upsetVery upset. Furious, even.
Okay, not even a little bit.
I’m not crying over Holmes composing an epic effects pedal ballad to try and win Watson back. Not a bit.
“Yes, she has pretty blonde hair and might possibly be incredibly wealthy and doesn’t accidentally dredge up horrible childhood memories, but can she do this?”
*Hits the effects pedal and draws bow over the strings.*
*A string snaps and flicks Watson in the face.*
*Cue ear splitting speaker feedback.*
"Oh god. Oh no. I fucked up. Let me try again. Watson, just stop bleeding for a few minutes so I can try again!”
