I’m not even sure which one I’m more like
This is the first time I have heard uptown funk
^^ literally same wow
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Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
Just choked on my fucking drink
(via thingsididntknowwereerotic)
I know nothing.
(via ktempest)
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.