theangelshavetheblog:

Just made myself laugh as I snarked to myself about this guy who was tailgating me:

“I’m asexual, dude. I don’t like people riding my ass, whether it’s in the bedroom or on the road.”

regularmirracles:

Hello I’ll be auditioning for the part of Kronk and I’ll be singing Poison by Beyoncé. The song Poison, created specifically for Beyoncé to sing. Beyoncé’s Poison