Nominees tonight are receiving gift bags with over $160,000 of merchandise, including two vacations, makeup, clothes, and an armored car ride to safety when the revolution comes.

NPH HAS NO F*CKS TO GIVE TONIGHT (via the-navel-treatment)

me: should i read this fanfic?
brain: no
homework: no
sleep: no
universe: no
everyone: no
me: so um i’m gonna read this fanfic