Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious 😉
I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno— I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why’s that?
Guy: If they’re wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl’s have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have… Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
9pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
10pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
11pm: “I’m going to bed now.”
12am: “I’m going to bed now.”
1am: “I’m going to bed now.”
2am: “I’m going to bed now.”
3am: “FUCK.”
4am: “FUCK.”
5am: “OKAY.”
