The Doctor: For instance, you, gobby one!
Shona: I have a name, actually.
The Doctor: Doesn’t matter, I don’t need it.
This stuff pisses me off so much because:
The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.
Neil deGrasse Tyson (via hqlines)
promo me i’m pretty and have curly hair and am funny
Go follow this awesome person!
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.
Taylor’s been on tumblr for four months and we still have not gotten any kind of acknowledgement or explanation of this gif:
WELL I DEMAND ANSWERS.
ellens yelling voice “TAYLOR”
Thought process:
“It’s cold out here, maybe this heat lamp will help. I think I’ll put my hand up and just—NO IT DIDNT HELP IT JUST BURNED MY HAND WHY DID I DO THAT.”
There you have it.
