A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.
But most of all – has all the words they never said to people, all the words they couldn’t have said but should have said.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

me and dad were watching guardians of the galaxy

dad: Wait, who plays that blue guy
me: Ronan? That’s Lee Pace
dad: what’s he been in? I recognise him from something
me: he’s thranduil- legolas’ dad…
dad: what the fuck? Is there anyone he can’t be
me: well, he’s played a woman before…
dad: are you serious
dad: *googles Lee and keeps mumbling words*
dad: *whispers* he’s a hot woman.

Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet.

Alain de Botton (via 0ut-ofcontrol)