people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
‘eat something’
‘buckle up’
‘get some sleep’
‘here have my fries’
‘Im gonna draw you something’
“You’re a dork”
‘Be safe’
‘You can have the last slice’
‘did you get home okay?’
this makes my insides warm
Why is no one talking about the fact that when Sherlock pulls John from the fire
and John opens his eyes
Sherlock is completely in focus, while every time he looks at Mary, she blurs
Romeo and Juliet AU where Romeo is in love with Tybalt
“Do you wish to cross swords with me sir?”
“Cross swords with you sir? I most surely would sir” *wink*
“… Wait what?”Tybalt turns up to their duel with armour and a sword
Romeo turns up with roses and wine
Everyone is confused.
Mercutio is dying of laughter on the side of the stage
Please write a parody.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
As someone who has extensive HR experience, I can say without a doubt that this is exactly correct.
Me: I posted a thing! A story! I wonder if I have any hits!
Me: Don’t look. It doesn’t matter. Your story stands alone on its own merits whether or not anyone else likes it. What matters is that you trust yourself and your work.
Me: I wonder if I got kudos. Did I get a kudo? Is that the singular of kudos? Did I get one, yet? No! I have zero kudos! No one loves me! I’m awful!
Me: It’s been five minutes. The story is ten thousand words long. Give people longer than five minutes to read a ten thousand word story. Give people longer than five minutes to see that there has even been a story posted. Some people are at work. Some are asleep. Some are watching Orange is the New Black and eating corn chips. It’s okay if you don’t immediately get a kudos. Which is its singular form, though kudo as the singular is also an acceptable back formation.
Me: Everybody hates me.
Me: Jesus Christ.
Me: I’m awful. I’m going to go hide under the dinner table.
Me: It’s been six minutes. You need to give this shit time.
