just-nerdy:

kitandthevoices:

kitandthevoices:

Romeo and Juliet AU where Romeo is in love with Tybalt

“Do you wish to cross swords with me sir?”
“Cross swords with you sir? I most surely would sir” *wink*
“… Wait what?”

Tybalt turns up to their duel with armour and a sword

Romeo turns up with roses and wine

Everyone is confused.

Mercutio is dying of laughter on the side of the stage

Please write a parody.