sweeney todd songs: a summary
the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
no place like london: tragic backstory time
worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
my friends: let’s sing to some knives
green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let’s get married
wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
kiss me: horny horny horny
ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can’t get horny, what?
pretty women: get it, close shave, because he’s gonna kill him
epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
a little priest: cannibal puns
god that’s good: lol, they’re eating people
by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
not while i’m around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
the judge’s return: stabby stab
final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.
