john: but she wasn’t supposed to be like that
john: why is she like that??
sherlock: well idk john maybe that’s what happens when you ignore my longing looks and pretend you’re heterosexual ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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EVERY TIME I SEE HIM SAYING SOMETHING I LOVE HIM MORE UGH
okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like “dad, i’m hungry.”
“hi hungry,” jim replies. “i’m dad.”
a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. “dad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.”
“hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger,” jim replies. “what a mouthful. why didn’t we name you something shorter? anyway, i’m dad. no need to be so formal.”
Fyi “I prefer my doctors clean shaven” is my Johnlock obsession of the day
All the past incarnations of Watson have mustaches and ours is marked by his clean-shavenness as something new and modern. John only has one when he’s ready to marry Mary, which he thinks is “moving on” but the mustache is actually a visual step backwards (Mrs. Hudson tells him twice that ”It ages you”). It’s a symbol of stepping into the traditional Watson role pre-BBC Sherlock
Then Sherlock comes back and it’s gone again, because it was “Just something I’m trying out.” The traditional Watson role doesn’t suit our John, and Sherlock agrees: he prefers his doctor’s clean-shaven
Doing the drunk stuff was lovely, says Freeman, ‘but I regret there was one bit of that drunk stuff that was missing. There was the gay club scene. We were absolutely mullered in the gay club – lots of topless men going past, and us just going ‘Why are we here?’
Cumberbatch chimed in, stating how Sherlock felt about the situation: ‘I had no idea as to why they didn’t have their clothes on, and then it dawned and my grounding shook.’






































