john: but she wasn’t supposed to be like that
john: why is she like that??
sherlock: well idk john maybe that’s what happens when you ignore my longing looks and pretend you’re heterosexual ¯_(ツ)_/¯

little-smartass:

spicyshimmy:

okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like “dad, i’m hungry.” 

“hi hungry,” jim replies. “i’m dad.”

a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. “dad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.”

“hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger,” jim replies. “what a mouthful. why didn’t we name you something shorter? anyway, i’m dad. no need to be so formal.”

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couldntpossiblycomment:

Fyi “I prefer my doctors clean shaven” is my Johnlock obsession of the day

All the past incarnations of Watson have mustaches and ours is marked by his clean-shavenness as something new and modern.  John only has one when he’s ready to marry Mary, which he thinks is “moving on” but the mustache is actually a visual step backwards (Mrs. Hudson tells him twice that ”It ages you”).  It’s a symbol of stepping into the traditional Watson role pre-BBC Sherlock

Then Sherlock comes back and it’s gone again, because it was “Just something I’m trying out.”  The traditional Watson role doesn’t suit our John, and Sherlock agrees:  he prefers his doctor’s clean-shaven

Doing the drunk stuff was lovely, says Freeman, ‘but I regret there was one bit of that drunk stuff that was missing. There was the gay club scene. We were absolutely mullered in the gay club – lots of topless men going past, and us just going ‘Why are we here?’

Cumberbatch chimed in, stating how Sherlock felt about the situation: ‘I had no idea as to why they didn’t have their clothes on, and then it dawned and my grounding shook.’

Martin & Benedict explaining the infamous deleted gay bar scene & that they wish it hadn’t been cut too. Source (x)