Sherlock: Moriarty plans to destroy me.
John: (I need to punch something)
Sherlock: I’m meant to be arrested.
John: (I need to punch something)
Lestrade: We’re here to arrest you, Sherlock.
John: (I need to punch something)
Donovan: I told you so.
John: (I need to punch something)
Chief Superintendent: Looks a bit of a weirdo if you ask me.
John: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER.
i gotta know what you’d make of 3 sentence Muppet!Mystrade
“Gregory, what are you doing.” It wasn’t a question.
“Well, this here’s Kermit,” Greg gestured toward the green, grinning amphibian, “and this lovely lady is Miss Piggy,” he used the other hand to indicate the blonde, bejeweled and besequinned pig, “and the four of us are off to John and Sherlock’s to babysit, like we promised we would.”
Mycroft sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You promised.”
Greg grinned and threw the pink and purple pig at Mycroft, hitting him square in the chest. “Come on, I picked this one out especially for you; she’s bossy and gorgeous and set on world domination. Sound familiar?”
that’s it we’re married now.
Supernatural Glitter Monster AU
Supernatural AU where everything is the same except ganked demons, angels, vampires, etc. explode in puffs of glitter.
Like demons explode in red glitter, angels explode in blue-white tiny glitter stars, vampires are puffs of black glitter bats.
And Dean walks out of a vampire nest looking like a Sunday school Halloween craft project and Sam’s like “Damn. That bad?”
Dean just spits glitter bats at him.
dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:
I really want a supernatural episode when the boys are on the road and they’re hungry and they’re looking for a place to eat and then they pass by
and they just look at each other and go nope and drives off
Now that I think about it I don’t think there’s another combination of two words in the English language that could make Sam feel worse about himself than this.
And with that we’re done
Sharing another John Barrowman cover just for the hell of it.
