groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
“Are you a boy, or a girl?”
“I am Groot.”
I’m more than ready and willing to believe that Mary was the one following Sherlock and John around during TRF and shooting those other assassins whenever they got close to the boys.
My guardian angel most of the time, probably
“You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you”
“LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…”
“Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!”
