imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
get out
That was beautiful
Captain John Hart

Well I’m not quite that snarky. I think awabubbles is more John Hart than me.
Aziraphale (Good Omens)
I suppose maybe it’s good that you didn’t say Crowley? Though I suspect Crowley has more fun.

(yes yes I know good omens crowley is not the same thing as spn crowley)
“I want a comic where everyone is queer without explanation” did u mean young avengers??
And of course Loki is a genderqueer shapeshifter and I’m pretty sure there’s a part where Noh Varr says he’s been with boys but I can’t find it.
Basically everyone in YA is queer. Everyone.























