do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.
Ok, but have you considered…
- The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
- I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
- My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
- Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
- My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
- I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
- The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
- My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
- The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU
APARTMENT AUs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
– The power in the building went out and the batteries in my flashlights are dead.* Could I please borrow something to make light happen so I don’t fall and break my neck in the dark? AU
*They always are. It’s a law of the multiverse.
This is still my favorite version of this song.
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better – Ruthie Henshall and John Barrowman
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
My girlfriend left one of those cardboard standup weeping angels in my apartment this afternoon.
I apparently have the memory retention of a goldfish or it’s part Silence, because I’ve been spooked by the damn thing no less than five times tonight. At least I know I have a healthy fight reflex.
I s2g I’m going to take that thing and stick it in her shower. Just as soon as I can figure out how to fold it back up. >_>
In the meantime I’ve blindfolded it for safety.
Oh God I would scream. Not going to lie. No one ever do this to me >.<
“It’s not a love story” they say, as Sherlock is literally portrayed to be a dragon slayer/knight in shining armor and John is called his damsel in distress.
CERNUNNOS
- Cernunnos:What is your favorite animal?
Don’t tell my dog this, but I’m really a cat person. And I like owls too. They’re like avian cats.
Mars? Tree?
- Mars:Have you ever gotten into a fight?
The closest I’ve come was in my freshmen year of high school there was a girl that would push me every time we passed each other. And one day I got fed up and snapped and kicked in the shin as hard as I could before walking away. She was daring me to fight her, I just ignored her.