kinklock:

Considering the S3 ending was Casablanca, I hope they just start cycling through all the most famous romantic movie endings. S4 finale is going to be John holding a boom box over his head outside of 221B, I’m calling it now

cartopathy:

piningjohn:

My deepest regret in life is that when Jim said Westwood Sherlock didn’t start a discussion about fashion

Jim: Westwood.

Sherlock: Dolce and Gabbana.

John: Semtex. Let’s focus, shall we?

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

“damn,” says dumbledore, “I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?”

“no,” says bagman, “we’ve got her down for diggory”

“stop sinking my ships,” says dumbledore