Bad Writer’s Pick up Lines
Disney Endings
If all the world’s a stage does that mean you can’t say ‘Macbeth’ anywhere?
The scottish play
The Power of Pine-Sol
FUCK
LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE
I’m crying
a cleaning product being advertised at men? I LOVE IT!
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I died. This is so amazing. Please enjoy!
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