she-s-a-shy-one:

spiritsflame:

I just need this scene where Bucky makes a dirty joke in front of the Avengers and everyone just stops for a moment. And then Steve just snorts soda out his nose and starts laughing so hard he can hardly breathe.

And everyone is just shocked because they thought Steve would be scandalized.

Bucky just looks at their stunned faces and goes “You do know that we were in the army, right?”

FUCKING YES

ericscissorhands:

“He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”