dustily:

what if Sam had boykinged up and taken over Hell and then destroyed it from within with his law skills

digging up all the ancient rules and exploiting loopholes to screw up the system until none of the demons can get anything done

“whoops, looks like that contract violated clause 92b, guess she gets to keep her soul after all”

“excuse me but have you filed the paperwork for this eternal torment here”

Whether you’re religious or not, the Golden Rule still applies: “Do unto others as you’d have others do unto you.”

Or if you prefer Wheaton’s Law: “Don’t be a dick.”

Or there is also Vonnegut. “There’s only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

And of course Wyld Stallyns: “Be excellent to each other.”