Apparently I’m the walking dictionary at work. There was this conversation a moment ago:
“Merinda, what’s that big word for condoms?”
*blink* “Prophylactics?”
john please stop
my heart can’t take this
sing to me forever your voice is like angels
Emperor’s New College
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Stupid coworkers going off about how another coworker is a nerd for reading Harry Potter and how can they read something so thick is a fast way to make me want to pick up my hardcover Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy off my desk and smack someone. I…
I’m coming over to your office. I have a Tardis mug, toys and a pile of books.





































