type40consultingdetective:

themadkatter13:

merindab:

caitlinwritessherlock:

silentauroriamthereal:

thepainofthefeels:

There are some ships where you don’t know whether you want to have sex with them, or watch them have sex with each other.

Johnlock: a summary. 

I want to watch them have sex with each other and then go home and ride Lestrade like a birthday pony.

It’s very late and my brain/keyboard filter is broken.

hah

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I would rather ride Lestrade while watching Sherlock and John having sex.

I’ll be in my bunk.

Arthur: I’ve brought Boggle, Guess Who?, Connect Four and Kerplunk.
Wendy: Are they …rappers?
Arthur: No, no, they’re games.
Wendy: Oh, you really mustn’t feel you have to waste your time entertaining me.
Arthur: No, no! I love playing games! But I can never get anyone to play with me!
Wendy: Oh. Well, I don’t think I’d be very good.
Arthur: Well, it’d be brilliant if you weren’t, because I am awful.

caitlinwritessherlock:

silentauroriamthereal:

thepainofthefeels:

There are some ships where you don’t know whether you want to have sex with them, or watch them have sex with each other.

Johnlock: a summary. 

I want to watch them have sex with each other and then go home and ride Lestrade like a birthday pony.

It’s very late and my brain/keyboard filter is broken.

hah