Knowing how to read and not reading books is like owning skis and not skiing, owning a board and never riding a wave, or, well, having your favorite sandwich in your hand and not eating it. If you owned a telescope that would open up the entire universe for you would you try to find reason for not looking through it? Because that is exactly what reading is all about; it opens up the universe of humour, of adventure, of romance, of climbing the highest mountain, of diving in the deepest sea.
Chuck Jones (via dduane)
I was inspired by the hostess shenanigans to write some rpf of John and Scott roleplaying a pilot and a stewardess
Virgin Atlantic – John’s got his hands on a stewardess uniform and he’s convinced Scott to put on the pilot uniform.
teaser below the cut
John leaned on the counter and adjusted the scarf around his neck. He was wearing the stewardess uniform, red and tight, riding up his thighs. On his feet were matching red heels. “This is ridiculous,” muttered Scott through the door.
“Oh come on, Tottie it’ll be fun.” John fixed his lipstick.
The door opened and Scott stepped out in his pilots uniform. He stopped and looked John slowly up and down. John put his hands on his thighs and struck a pose.
“You’re terrible.” Scott smacked his bottom.
John’s hand went to his mouth. “Oh! What are you going to do about it, Captain?”
Scott growled and caged him against the wall. “I can think of a few things.”
I may be writing rpf about john dressed as a stewardess and scott in a pilots uniform.
