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lazoey:

everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world in your head where it’s just you and them

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duchesscloverly:

capsing:

Browsing the Mystrade tag on AO3? Want to make your reading experience EVEN BETTER?

I HEREBY DECLARE – THE MYSTRADE DRINKING GAME

so set up your cheapest favorite booze, and drink when:

  • ‘Mycroft’ and ‘posh’ are mentioned in the same paragraph
  • Greg’s accent is mentioned
  • Mycroft is suddenly ginger         
  • Greg’s fabulous hair is featured as his best trait (EXTRA SHOT IF HE’S REFERENCED AS ‘A SILVER FOX’)
  • They talk about Sherlock
  • They try not to mention Sherlock in their conversation (IT’S A DATE AFTER ALL)
  • Greg’s divorced (EXTRA SHOT IF SHE CHEATED ON HIM AND DOUBLE THAT IF HE DIDN’T UNPACK ALL OF HIS BOXES YET)
  • Sherlock is still a drug addict (EXTRA SHOT IF THEY MEET BECAUSE OF IT)
  • Greg and John are drinking buddies (EXTRA SHOT IF THEY MOAN ABOUT ‘BEING IN LOVE WITH A HOLMES’ TOGETHER)

HARD MODE

  • Mycroft calls Greg ‘Gregory’
  • Every time Anthea appears
  • Greg gets a call from work
  • Mycroft uses a word you had to Google
  • CCTV

GOOD LUCK

READ RESPONSIBLY

30 seconds later an entire fandom is suffering from alcohol poisoning.

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Arthur: Ooh, services! Can we stop?
Martin: Arthur, surely you can’t need to go again?
Arthur: No, I don’t. I just really like motorway services. It’s like a little gang of shops that have gone on holiday together.