i can just imagine peter capaldi reading one of moffat’s bullshit scripts and going up to him like “steven you have to change this it makes no sense” and moffat is all “no it’s hilarious and perfect and ~*~sexy~*~ and i’m the showrunner” and peter’s just like
“i wrote and directed an oscar winning film you abhorrent frog now fucking change it”
We’re counting on you, Peter
“But that’s not natural!”
I really wonder how creationists, and all those people who say that homosexuality is wrong based entirely on the fact that men have penises and women have vaginas, cope with the reality that 70% of women rarely or never have an orgasm through penetrative sex alone, and that men have an orgasm-generating gland that can be stimulated through their bottoms with a penis-shaped object. How do you make sense of those facts if it’s God’s Will or it’s a Biological Imperative that penises shall ever go in vaginas and only thus?
Either your God is an asshole with a pretty bizarre sense of humour, or your Biological Imperative includes other forms of sexual expression as not only okay, but critical enough to the enterprise that they’ve altered the way our bodies function to include them.
if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING
