I said I wasn’t going to write any s3 Sherlock until the season was over, but well, I had to write a post-wedding mystrade smut ficlet:

After the Wedding – After John’s wedding, Greg got dropped off at Mycroft’s.

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Greg knew better than to drive home. Sally had offered to take him home when she’d picked up the photographer, but he’d refused, wanting to at least stay for some of the reception. In the end though, he only stayed for about half, pulling out his phone to call a cab when he saw a dark car pull up in front of him. Shaking his head he ducked down, saw Anthea and got inside.

“You know, John wouldn’t have minded if you’d shown up,” he said as he came into the house and took off his coat.

Mycroft was in pyjamas, housecoat and slippers. Greg looked him up and down, then leaned in and kissed him sloppily until Mycroft detangled himself and stepped back. “You’re drunk,” he sniffed.

“Leave it to John Watson to have an open bar. Come on,” he reached back and pinched Mycroft’s arse.

“Gregory!” Mycroft put a hand on his chest.

Greg leaned back and smiled. “What? You had your car drop me off here just so you can take incriminating photographs?”

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1000 follower/holiday season/series 3 giveaway!

willietheplaidjacket:

willietheplaidjacket:

This is more than 150 followers too late now, but nevermind. The sentiment still stands, which is to say a massive thank you to all of you who have made my year and a bit on tumblr a fun one.

So, the details:

  • must be following (no giveaway blogs)
  • giveaway will run until 10.30pm (GMT) on January 12th (the end of Series 3)
  • winner will be chosen using a random number generator
  • To enter like or reblog this post (as many times as you like)
  • Make sure if you enter your ask box is open and you are willing to give me your address
  • If winner does not reply within 48 hours, a new winner will be picked

Prizes

  • Digital drawing request of winner’s choice. Any pairing, any fandom, any rating. [Previous giveaway winners requests x x (second link is nsfw). Doesn’t have to be a comic, can be a single image]
  • December issue of Empire Magazine (Bilbo cover)
  • 2014 Sherlock calendar

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Any questions, send me an ask.

[Note: I know I mentioned throwing in a pencil drawing of Martin. The reason that isn’t in here is a) I haven’t finished it, and b) I couldn’t figure out how best to send it. Therefore, it may end up being a prize in a later giveaway]

Seeing as the entire world is on tumblr right now, it seemed like a good time to remind you this has another week left.

(I know now that Sherlock actually finishes at 10pm GMT next Sunday, but I’m keeping the closing time as 10.30.)

I just checked the weather because I’m curious.

Antartica:

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North Pole: 

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And then I pulled up Farmington, Minnesota, where I lived when I was a kid:

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Check out that ‘feels like’. So the American upper midwest is colder then either Artic right now. Fantastic.

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what