hey if we’re gonna ship the one ring/the arkenstone let’s make them both female nhflkzshfgkjdfkh;lfhj
okay I didn’t know how to personify a fkn ring so the one ring looks like sauron’s daughter or some shit and I guess she is but yh
quick someone fic it
AND I LOVE YOU, TOO. Aaaah Dwarvish Ark and dark Ring. <33333
Why fic? Why fic?
Fic. Fan writers call it “playing in someone else’s sandbox” or “borrowing someone else’s toys.” I call it “writing.” Opponents call it “stealing” – and I call that bullshit. Whatever else we call it,though, today we largely understand fanfiction as writing that continues, interrupts, reimagines, or just riffs on stories and characters other people have already written about. Fanfiction means writers getting their feet wet, their hands dirty – and if in their stories other body parts are sometimes getting wet and dirty, too, that doesn’t mean those same stories can’t be smart. If we call a piece of writing fanfiction, we usually (though not always) understand that it wasn’t published for profit.
The niece of the great Mongol leader, Kubla Khan, Princess Khutulun was described by Marco Polo as the greatest warrior in Khan’s army. She told her uncle she would marry any man who could wrestle her and win. If they lost they had to give her 100 horses.
She died unmarried with 10,000 horses.
It snowed in Egypt before Sherlock series 3.
It snowed in Egypt before Sherlock series 3.
this is the last straw
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. IT HASN’T SNOWED IN EGYPT FOR 112 YEARS.
The last time it snowed in Egypt, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle had not yet published “The Empty House”. Please keep this in mind.
so you’re saying it snowed in egypt before sherlock came back
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