Pastel Dean for Shaelan, Merry Christmas!
i love that like the whole fucking adult population works together just to convince kids santas real like they dress up like him and talk to kids and they make bullshit points to prove hes real and the news tracks that fucker across the globe and its like the best shit ever because you spend your childhood believing in santa only to grow up and become him and give kids the same sense of magic as you had and if thats not the best shit ever i dont know what is
I had this conversation with a coworker that knows I write fanfic
Her: Hey can you send me that link to that one website with your stories?
Me: Yeah, here you go (texts link to AO3)
some time later…
Her: OMG this is fantastic!
Me: Are you reading my smut?
Her: No, I got tired of the m/m stuff, so I’m cheating on you with other fic.
Me: What are you reading?
Her: I started clicking around the tags and I found this Harry Potter fic I’m 10 chapters into now.
Me: Merry Christmas

















