I had this conversation with a coworker that knows I write fanfic

Her: Hey can you send me that link to that one website with your stories?
Me: Yeah, here you go (texts link to AO3)
some time later…
Her: OMG this is fantastic!
Me: Are you reading my smut?
Her: No, I got tired of the m/m stuff, so I’m cheating on you with other fic.
Me: What are you reading?
Her: I started clicking around the tags and I found this Harry Potter fic I’m 10 chapters into now.
Me: Merry Christmas